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This is my proverbial sunrise;

“If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her.”

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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

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This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

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Guilty dog apologizes baby for stealing her toy

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I really need to use the computer more or at the very least tumblr needs a messaging notification system on mobile -_____-

1. What feels better, sex or masturbation? Sex. Hands down. I mean, I can’t use my own mouth, can I? And like, idk, you just can’t.. it’s different. It’s just way better when said partner knows what they’re doing.

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Lol, have a detachable showerhead. Nough said.

22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Uhm, I mean, I ate pizza nude like three weeks ago does that count? That was kind of weird

23. Have you ever been to a nude beach/naked party/another situation involving casual nudity? No, I have not. Although I don’t really find being naked/half naked to be a problem or something i’m uncomfortable with, so I guess never say never? I just don’t know why I’d ever go.

29. How many sexual partners have you had? 3.

30. How often do you masturbate? Uhhhh, probably like 3 times a week? Maybe more maybe less idk I don’t need to as much as I used to that’s for sure lol.

31.  Age you started masturbating/how did you discover it? Awks I was probably 12 or 13 and I started reading really horrible erotica written by people who were def only like 14 (The tag on the website was “hott” so you get the level of maturity here) and idk looking back on that that’s very strange to me? But I guess that’s when your hormone start to kick in whateva.



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